"Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia. (…) You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you’ll escape it one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present."
John Green (via kushandwizdom)
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my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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I have a sugar glider (sort of like a flying squirrel, unique because it bonds to its owners) and when you're bonding it helps to have them sleep near you and to hear your voice so their more comfortable with you. i didn't know what to read so i read him the stories you post. im an awful person tbh





wait you sleep with your squirrel 

it’s not a squirrel, but kinda like one!
and no, he’s nocturnal, so he sleeps in a little pouch (like a kangaroo i guess lol) on my chest, or in a pocket if im wearing one!

that’s soooo cute, give me 20 

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